Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
