I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start