You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths