If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God