God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

Love may never win but love always ties

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing