All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
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Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
God is just What makes God just? God just makes And we are His makers What are we to make of this?
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said
