The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it