The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-