Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one