If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is