When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,