Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things