My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks
Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
In Let there be plight the P is silent
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
