I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to