I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…