A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
Life is trying So Die trying
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
When God closes one store He opens another
When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
