Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us