This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…