If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach