When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished