In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?