Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…