Poeticous Logo
es
English Español Français Italiano
Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Trapdoor Spiderman

When I got my first honey-do list
after the wedding
I explained to my bride that I used to be handy
until I was bitten by one of the 50% of spiders
that don’t make webs

Otras obras de Chris Gaither...
The Internet’s Primary Function Is to Weaken the Will of the People; to Accomplish This All of Its Other Functions Make Life So Much Easier

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via
If You Can’t Be with the One You Love, Love the Room You’re In

Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
 1
Conspiracy Weary

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
We’re Going Through a Phase

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
A Few Clams Don’t Go Nearly as Far as They Used To

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
God Made Us Mortal, so Why Are We Afraid to Die?

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death
When the Good Boys Are the Real Bad Boys

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
The Tree of Wife

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Plot a Plodding Course

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
Nothing’s Sacred

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
You Can’t Learn From the Past, but You Can Reinvent the Wheel

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
The Man Cave Scrolls

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding
Materialism Is an Antisemitism, but This, Along with God, Is Unbelievable to Materialists, Making Antisemitism a Projection of the Guilt That All Materialists Feel at Giving Way on Their Deepest Desire: God Is Always Our Deepest Desire

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle
Pandemic Lockdowns: A Retrospective on a Preview

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
What, Me Worry?

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then



Arriba