You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together