The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack