The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

If you Buy it You might Like it

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes