Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

My ego is too big

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second