Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina