I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
