We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
