We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups