Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
