If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…
The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
