If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth