The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
I don’t get mad I get odd
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
