It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

It’s always darkest before the yawn