Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love