If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals