As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think