An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked