I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness