One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack