Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

When God closes one store He opens another

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

Breathe in not out

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina