If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round