Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

In Let there be plight the P is silent

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself