When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
