I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;