There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Motion picture this: You can take it to the bank But you never know Since there could be a run on the… Or you can give it to God

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear