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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

The Devil Bets Everything on Making It Easy to Do the Wrong Thing

Almost every student prefers and learns more with in-person classes
But will almost always take the virtual option
Because those classes are always easier

Otras obras de Chris Gaither...
Nothing Succeeds Like Obsessed

100% of success is showing up on time
I Had a Dream that I went to Sleep Without Taking My Contacts Out but When I Woke Up I Remembered that I Only Wear Reading Contacts and I Haven’t Been Able to Find Any Good Books

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…
Haiku

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
Democracy Is for Grown-ups

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
On the Outside Looking In

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
Get This

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
I Owe My Life to Bad People Doing Good Things

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
Breathe

If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
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Blown Away

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Fearing God Is Knowing God, or Is It Vice Versa? I’m Afraid I Don’t Know, but Fear Not: God Knows

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…
With Apologies to Perry Farrell, We’ll Make Cute Pets

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
Haiku

The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
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The Ontological Pudding

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
I’m in Total Shock That He’s a Sociopath Because on Social Media He Has Such an Infectious Personality

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention
Why Elon Musk Bought Twitter

When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…



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