In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got
What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
When God closes one store He opens another
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
