Like it or not If you’re not mating for life You are mating for death The real meaning of free love, the… Is the freedom to choose

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

Life itself is depthless As in shallow and superficial Life and death are depthless As in unfathomably deep

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere