I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–