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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

I’ve Always Wanted to Go See Ling Ling

He was the kind of husband who
when his wife asked him to stop saying pizza pie
complied
but started looking for excuses to say
panda bear

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Literary Industrial Complex

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
Blind as a Bat

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
For Whom the Cell Tolls

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
If It’s Not Documented, It Didn’t Happen

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
A Life of Leisure

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
The Force Is Strong in Each of Us, Which is Why “You Can’t Win, Darth.” You see, God Always Turns Each of Us to the Light Before It Is Too Late, So, It’s Never Too Late for Any of Us

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force
We’ll All Pay With Our Lives

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
The Call Is Called Desire and Desire Is the Will to Do the Impossible

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
A View to a Nil

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
Haiku

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
It’s All Fun and Games Until It’s an Eye for an Eye

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
I Still Can’t Believe It

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
Eventually, a Blind Alley Becomes a Dark Alley

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
In Sales You’re Always Selling Yourself

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
Moshiach Is Already with Us; We Need Only Turn Around to Finally See Him

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end



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