Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
