When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
