The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…