The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time