There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found